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Steve Martin on Turning 80, Aging with Martin Short, Only Murders Season 5 & Playing Banjo
Steve talks about being here for the first time without Martin Short, turning eighty years old, how he feels about getting older, his new book Steve Martin Writes the Written Word, Florida banning his novella Shopgirl, shooting season 5 of Hulu’s “Only Murders in the Building,” and Jimmy and Steve’s inner thoughts come out in the middle ...Read more
Meanwhile... Baby Raccoon Rescued | Gen Z Loves Pickles | Giant Lobster Set Free
Meanwhile... A cute baby raccoon was rescued from bad weather in Massachusetts, the hottest new food flavor is dill pickle, and a restaurant on Long Island pardoned a lobster named Lorenzo and set him free.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Talks FUBAR and Discusses Patrick Schwarzenegger in White Lotus
Arnold Schwarzenegger talks about doing Variety's Actors on Actors with his son Patrick Schwarzenegger and discusses Andy Warhol and Grace Jones showing up late to his wedding before FaceTiming Gabriel Luna to talk about Season 2 of FUBAR.
Full Appearance - Jonathan Winters Didn’t Fit in the Marines
Original Airdate: March 08, 1973
Jon Stewart Chats with Pedro Pascal Look-alike & TDS Staffer George Gountas | The Daily Show
Fresh off his win at the Pedro Pascal look-alike contest, The Daily Show’s own George Gountas tells Jon Stewart what it’s like going from lighting designer to New York City celebrity in this After The Cut.
Mute! with Carrie Coon | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy and Carrie Coon face off in a Catchphrase and charades-like game, where they take turns trying to make each other guess clues while randomly getting muted.
Say Yes to the Tress
When my hairstylist announced that she was expecting a baby and would be taking a three-month maternity leave, my reaction was like the Kubler-Ross five stages of grief.
First there was denial.
"Are you sure? How many times did you pee on a stick?"
Then there was anger.
"Nooooo! You can't leave me!!!"
Then bargaining.
"Tell you what, ...Read more
Only $20, part 3
...continued from above
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which were worth over $2 million. She informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
...Read more
Only $20, part 1
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years. He thought that it was a cute way for her to ask him for money for new clothes and ...Read more
Arresting Mom
A police recruit was asked on an exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
In the blank, he wrote, "Call for backup."
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable programs such ...Read more
Use Computers to Look Busy
Any time you use a computer, it looks like work to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work.
These aren't exactly the societal benefits that everybody from the computer revolution expected but they're not bad either.
When ...Read more
When Showbiz Royalty Meets The Real Thing | Royal-Tea | The Graham Norton Show
ROYAL-TEA is served! Watch Hollywood's finest spill HILARIOUS stories about meeting actual royalty! From palace protocol disasters to unexpected royal revelations, these A-listers prove even they get starstruck!
Jeff Goldblum on Admiring His Own Red Carpet Photos, Celebrity Features on Still Blooming (Extended)
Jeff Goldblum brings up four separate points that he would like to discuss with Seth, such as pedestrian etiquette and handshakes, before talking about his album Still Blooming.
Dapper John C. Reilly Was The Toast Of The Town At The Cannes Film Festival
Beloved actor John C. Reilly made a huge splash at Cannes this year with his "more is more" aesthetic. Stick around for more with John C. Reilly and watch him perform songs from his new album, "What's Not to Love" when he hits the stage for his new show, "Mr. Romantic."
A Frog goes into a Bank to get a Loan (Norm Macdonald Joke)
A Frog goes into a Bank to get a Loan (Norm Macdonald Joke)
Wiz Khalifa on Smoking 30 Joints a Day, Making Pipes Out of Fruit & If He Believes the Earth is Flat
Wiz talks about it being Friday the 13th, rituals he does before the show, smoking 30 joints a day, coaching little league, starting to smoke as a teenager, rolling all of his own joints, smoking out of an orange, whether he believes that the Earth is flat or not, and his new album Kush & Orange Juice 2.
Dakota Johnson Talks Billie Eilish Prank and Pedro Pascal Stealing Her Clothes, Plays Fast Forward
Dakota Johnson stops by The Tonight Show to talk about being pranked by Billie Eilish and Pedro Pascal stealing her clothes before trying to guess movie titles by watching sped-up versions in a game of Fast Forward.
Jerry Zezima: The hair apparent
If a shampoo were ever named after me, which would work everyone else into a lather, it would be called Empty Head & Shoulders.
That’s because I have more gray matter on the outside of my head than I do on the inside.
My barber, Maria Santos, knows this and has not only added color to my life but recently answered a question that had me ...Read more
Jury Selection
The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. John was called for his question session.
"Property holder?"
"Yes, I am, Your Honor."
"Married or single?"
"Married for years, Your Honor."
"Formed or expressed an opinion?"
"Not in many years, Your Honor."
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